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The Waterboy is a 1998 film starring Adam Sandler every bit Bobby Boucher, a socially challenged "water distribution engineer" for the South Central Louisiana Country University Mud Dogs. His coach shortly discovers Bobby's talents equally a linebacker because of his anger issues with his overprotective mother Helen and how the football players walk all over him.
- Directed by Frank Coraci. Written by Tim Herlihy and Adam Sandler.
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Dialogue [edit]
- [Motorbus Klein is agape at Bobby's tackling ability]
- Coach Klein: Bobby. Bobby! Tin can y'all do this for me? Every single game, can you do this?
- Bobby Boucher: Coach, non only volition I practice information technology for yous, I... I... I... yep, yes, I'll do it for y'all.
- Omnibus Klein: Is there any sport that you do watch? You know, a physical sport? Battle? Hockey?
- Bobby Boucher: I-wrestling.
- Motorcoach Klein: Wrestling! Wrestling is expert. Who'due south your favorite wrestler?
- Bobby Boucher: Well, even though he was slightly discourteous to me recently, I'm gonna have to say Captain Insane-O.
- Motorbus Klein: kay, okay, I want you to practice to Casey...what Helm Insane-O does to the bad guy. Go.
- [Bobby gouges Casey'south eyes, players gasp]
- Casey: He poked me in the centre!
- Bobby Boucher: Captain Insane-O shows no mercy.
- Coach Klein: [after drinking Bobby's h2o] This is good. This is much improve than what I serve.
- Bobby Boucher: [looks up to come across a jug of polluted h2o] That is the water that you serve to your players?
- Coach Klein: Uh huh.
- Bobby Boucher: It is imperative that you allow me to exist your waterboy.
- Motorcoach Klein: I tin can't rent you. I can't hire anybody. We're the poorest footb...
- Bobby Boucher: You exercise not have to...accept to pay me. I-I volition do it for free. But hope me that you will never distribute the contents of that jug to any human person.
- Coach Klein: [pause] That's a deal.
- Professor: At present, is there anyone here who tin can tell me why most alligators are abnormally aggressive?
- Bobby: [Quietly, to Derek] I know the answer to this question.
- Derek: Raise your mitt.
- Professor: Anybody? Anyone? [points to Bobby] Yessee you lot, sir.
- Bobby: [continuing up] Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.
- [The entire class laughs as Bobby sits downwards next to an embarrassed Derek. Even the professor is laughing.]
- Professor: Mama says alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush? Wow!
- [The course briefly laughs again]
- Professor: Is at that place anybody else? Yessee you, sir.
- Student: Alligators are agressive because of an enlargement - medulla oblongata. It'southward the sector of the brain that controls the aggressive behavor.
- Professor: That is correct! The medulla oblongata!
- Bobby: [starting to ascension once more] Only mama say that-
- Professor: The medulla oblongata... [Bobby sits dorsum down] ...is where acrimony, jealosy, and assailment come up from. Now, is in that location anybody hither who can tell me where happiness comes from?
- [Bobby raises his hand again every bit Derek tries to push his hand down telling him no, only...too tardily. Professor has already seen it.]
- Professor: Alright. Let'southward hither what mama has to say on the subject.
- Bobby: [rise again] Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come downward when you're feeling blue.
- [Once again, everybody laughs]
- Professor: Well folks...mama's wrong over again!
- [Class laughs again]
- Bobby: No, Colonol Sanders, you're wrong. [Form goes "ooohhh..." on this, until...] Mama'due south right!
- [The course breaks dorsum into laughing. Bobby runs for the door.]
- Bobby: You lot're all wrong! Mama's right! Mama's right!
- Professor: Something'south wrong with his medulla oblongata!
- [Anybody continues laughing until an enraged Bobby knocks the professor to the footing, shocking everyone.]
- [Jitney Beaulieu crashes the MudDogs' party]
- Coach Red Beaulieu: I got something for you. This is his transcript from South Lafayette High Schoolhouse in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana. Now, the problem with that is in that location ain't no South Lafayette High School in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana. So apparently, this is a false! [oversupply gasps] All the same, this is not a fake. This is from the NCAA. [shows official alphabetic character] They don't think you ought to play football game no more. So allow me to say this to you one more fourth dimension: You're fired.
- Townie: Oh, no! We suck once more!
- Bobby Boucher: Mama, I gotta read this book and six other books tonight or else I can't play foot...ball.
- Helen Boucher: Foosball? You playin' the foosball behind my back?!
- Bobby Boucher: The only reason I'm doing this is so I can go to school.
- Helen Boucher: School?! You're going to schoolhouse?! Oww!
- Bobby Boucher: I'thousand sorry, Mama. I wanted to tell you.
- Helen Boucher: You lot're out there gallivanting with all yo' foosball friends in schoolhouse, while I'm sitting here all day with no one to keep me company, except Steve? [gestures to donkey drinking out of toilet bowl] The chickens are coming abode to roost, Bobby Boucher. Yous'll rid yourself of yo' selfish ways. You gonna lose all your fancy foosball games, and you're gonna fail your big exam, because schoolhouse is-
- Bobby Boucher: -the devil?! [Helen gasps] Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'thou gonna continue doin' them both because they brand me feel good! [runs out, turns dorsum at Helen] And by the way, Mama. Alligators are ornery 'cause of their "medulla oblongata"! [runs out the door, then back in] And I similar Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them besides! [slams the door on Helen]
- [during half-time at the Bourbon Bowl, the team is in the locker room lamenting their game options]
- Jitney Klein: Everyone got an idea? [silence]
- Derek Wallace: Hey, remember the fourth dimension Bobby tackled the referee past mistake? [Everybody chuckles]
- Lyle Robideaux: Yeah, that was pretty funny. How 'bout the time Bobby tackled the guy from Louisville, and threw him into the stands?[Everybody laughs]
- Guy Grenouille: Y'all think the time he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran for the touchdown bare ass? [Everybody laughs again]
- Farmer Fran: Remember the time Bobby Boucher... [begins to mumble, everyone stares at him]
- Bobby Boucher: [shows up in the locker room by surprise] Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya? [Everybody starts auspicious and shouting]
- [Bobby Boucher and Vicki are fix to drive off in his Simply MARRIED lawnmower, but a automobile suddenly stops in front of them and a seemingly retarded human being appears]
- Roberto: Bobby? Information technology'due south me! Your dad! Roberto!
- Bobby Boucher: Daddy?
- Roberto: You know, I've seen you on the ESPN, when they was talkin' about yous bein' drafted by the NFL.
- Bobby: I'm not going to the NFL. I'thousand gonna stay in school and graduate.
- Roberto: The hell with school, dopey! Take the coin! Yous and me tin can be partners! Just like that Tiger Wood and his daddy. [as he sees Helen bolting towards him in rage] Uh-oh.
- [Helen decks Roberto out of revenge for abandoning both her and Bobby years ago. The crowd cheers to this]
- Bobby Boucher: Nice hit, Mama!
- Helen Boucher: Thanks, baby. Now go on, take fun becomin' a homo.
Main bandage [edit]
- Adam Sandler - Robert "Bobby" Boucher, Jr.
- Kathy Bates - Helen "Mama" Boucher
- Fairuza Balk - Vicki Vallencourt
- Henry Winkler - Bus Klein
- Jerry Reed - Coach Cherry-red Beaulieu
- Larry Gilliard, Jr. - Derek Wallace
- Blake Clark - Farmer Fran
- Peter Dante - Gee Grenouille
- Jonathan Loughran - Lyle Robideaux
- Al Whiting - Casey Bugge
- Clint Howard - Paco
- Allen Covert - Walter
- Rob Schneider - Townie
- Matt Baylis - Educatee
- Todd Holland - Greg Meaney
- Kirk Lindell - Impaired Redneck 3
- Kevin P. Farley - Jim Simonds
- Frank Coraci - Robert "Roberto" Boucher, Sr.
- Paul Wight - Captain Insano
- Soon Hee Newbold - Mud Canis familiaris Cheerleader
- Dan Fouts - Himself (ABC Sports commentator)
- Brent Musburger - Himself (ABC Sports commentator)
- Lynn Swann - Himself (ABC Sports commentator)
- Chris Fowler - Himself (ESPN Sports commentator)
- Lee Corso - Himself (ESPN Sports commentator)
- Dan Patrick - Himself (ESPN Sports commentator)
- Lawrence Taylor - Himself (LT's Louisiana Lightning Training Football game Camp)
- Beak Cowher - Himself (Pittsburgh Steelers coach)
- Sam Hazlewood - Himself (Bourbon Bowl Crowd)
- Wade Phillips - Referee (uncredited)
- Jennifer Bini Taylor - Rita
External links [edit]
- The Waterboy quotes at the Internet Moving picture Database
- The Waterboy at Rotten Tomatoes
Source: https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Waterboy
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